Hello everyone from the land of Iowa. For those of you that don't know, we are in the grips of a cold spell that makes me want to go to a climate change convention with a T-shirt that says "You're All A Bunch of Liars!"
I'll give you a for instance, last night the fuel line froze in my Envoy. My sliding glass door is frozen shut, and so on. Really makes 2142 much more realistic because it's cold as hell in my basement. Aim's little off due to hypothermia.
Anyway, I thought it might be nice to have a creative contest. Please help me finish this following sentence:
"It's colder than...
The winner will receive a months supply of yellow snow.