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Laughing Fat Man

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Everything posted by Laughing Fat Man

  1. The FA team IS working on a patch to fix all the *so far* known problems. Be patient, it'll be on all the servers the day it's released. Until then, other servers could be running beta patches, and they could have new problems.I know it's annoying to hear it, but it'll be done when it's done.
  2. and remember kids, don't do slugs.. or something.
  3. One of the funniest things I saw was a Corvette ZR1 (Yes, this was several years ago) blow it's engine trying to race a 911 turbo. I laughed for hours after seeing the 'vette driver's face...
  4. Yay Carl! Clearly, H4X!
  5. Heya Foxy! Welcome back to FA! Don't bother with the machineguns anymore, they are pretty much worthless
  6. The machineguns are almost worthless now. I know some people will say that helps reduce camping, but on the other hand, they made sniper rifles better, so there's still plenty of camping. I don't think MG accuracy is the problem, I think it's the spread of the shots. Instead of a relatively tight bunch of hits, the spread is wide enough to hit 6 people side by side, but so spread out it can't really kill anyone.As far as the M4, I don't seem to have a problem with it. Sometimes I can drop people with 3-4 rounds on full auto (I've done it enough times to know they ALL can't be at >10 health ) and on single shot, it's not much different than the M16. It doesn't have the bugged burst mode that several other weapons have, but I don't feel it needs it. The high rate of fire with the silencer make it a very fun weapon to use in game.
  7. Make sure you exit Steam completely before replacing the dlls
  8. Welcome, and stop knifing me!
  9. The point is: Never let someone with a shotgun get close to you! :wink: Shoot them when they are far away. Switch to single shot and pop their tops off.
  10. Wow, you're good, what gave it away?
  11. Rub it in? That you are a glorified janitor?
  12. Montana is a cool place, though nothing hugely special. :wink: Tom Clancey reference.. :x ps: which clancy book? or a few? :? Hunt for Red October, the movie (Don't remember if they had the same witty one liners in the book) Anyway, what would I do different? Not much, I like where I am now :wink:
  13. Sounds like the typical support job. I get the same stuff everyday, but I've been a "Senior Engineer" for a while, so now they are paying me TONS to do desktop support :shock: I'll probably get laid off if the company starts having money problems
  14. Please don't post pictures of me without my permission. Thank you.
  15. Yup, trying to weazel out on a technicality. Oh well, he'll always be Mr. Fluffykins to me
  16. I never exploit nubs. I am not even sure what a nub is. Is it when someone has a limb removed, and all that is left is a "nub"? Whoa, I sound like Sam.Gen now. I think I am going to go have a beer..
  17. There are blue muzzle flashes from the FA forums.. Here's blue ones http://forums.firearmsmod.com/showthread.php?t=65574 (I use Rapid-Fire's) Pink ones http://forums.firearmsmod.com/showthread.php?t=68225
  18. You'll have to join a server (any FA server will do) and type status in your console. Find the Steam_ID: string and post it here.
  19. Can't help you without your Steam ID.
  20. Remember, real men don't need scopes!
  21. Oooh, then I had it wrong! I will use the M4 and laugh at all the whining then!
  22. The M4 isn't much more than a MP5 with slightly more damage. The only real advantage of it is the supressor.
  23. Nope, but the frag grenade throw delay has been reduced.
  24. I don't know about you, but my GF's price wasn't reasonable at all Anyway, I have 4 computers, but only keep 2 of them up to gaming specs. There's always a place for older stuff (servers, etc)

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