TheDynamo

New board.. FIREARMS... Sorrupico got first post, someone else posted there... Paradigm got the third post. We just aren't sure what this new board is for.

Used to be a glitch that allowed this. Maybe the glitch still exists. But, sometimes, a concussion causes damage or something. I dunno, I just remember doing a Spam cartoon on it... lol... look up that post if you'd like.

I'm sorry. I really am. I'm sorry that, since I haven't posted any Spam cartoons, this sort of thing pops up. Not to blame anyone, but still. I almost feel that I am responsible for posting some humor.

Fifteen years old.. fifteen and about eight months. Yay.

Games nowadays are so hard to mod. I remember Rainbow Six: Rouge Spear, where everything could be modded simply by editing a few text files, a few .bmp file, etc. Sure, you need new models and maps, but 3D modeling aside, you could create entirely new missions, operatives, weapons, bullets, etc. all just by typing. Those were the days, I tell ya.

Ditto

Lol. Perhaps we should have grenades and mortar rounds raining down...?

Same here.. as soon as I have a computer that can run Steam and FA... x.x

Here we are -- the reason why some people: Trip their teammates' clays Think "asdfkl;jhaw" is acceptable team planning Think team-killing is not only funny, but a way to win Take no guns, only a knife, and forget Stealth 1 Think that a 1:5 Kill-Death ratio is acceptable Heckle Admins for no reason Get banned Get busted for PFAUTI and PUTI (Posting Under The Influence) http://www.fa-thearmory.net/albums/album02/Spambeer.jpg

http://www.fa-thearmory.net/albums/album02/spamcartoons14.jpg http://www.fa-thearmory.net/albums/album02/spamcartoons15.jpg PFAUTI (can be pronounced pee-faulty, meaning "Playing FireArms Under the Influence") is a bad thing to do... but it can lead to good humor if looked at with a funny eye (and not that lazy one).

I don't know you, Stickdeath, but welcome back and stuff. Oh, and Scorpio, dun worry, I'm running low on smart-ass remarks today, too.

You know... if a lightbulb moved at the speed of light... wouldn't it, like, disintegrate anyway? Wouldn't it break at about Mach 3 anyway, let alone the speed of light itself? And if it was moving in such a way, how's it being powered? Doesn't a lightbulb have to be plugged into something? And if it is by cords or something.. I would think there'd be enough there to see at least a brief flash of movement or something.I dunno. This is coming from a pure-bred loser, and a 15 year old who's never even heard of quantum relativity or any of the other stuff.

With my luck, I'll never get a new computer, and will never even get to regularly play FA with you, cuz. TA will switch to DC (what's with all the two-letter things?) and I won't even be able to post Spam toons on TA. My prediction.

Wow... my bad.. I should make a whole new thread, but anyway: LCD screen... flat-panel and all that... lol. My bad.

Need for Speed?!Whoa.... The Armory, a clan once dedicated to great fragging in Firearms... hosting hours of Need for Speed?I understand there's not going to be some switch over, etc. However, it doesn't really make sense that a server once committed to FA and its clan is suddenly trying other things. I know, I'm just weird about this sort of thing, but oh well.And I would try BF, but again, my computer is ancient -- I can't even run the original Half-Life, TFC, etc... I have a hard time running an Internet Explorer and Winamp at the same time.

Er... wait.. that was only 49th... darn. Wonder when I'll get my 50th...

I've heard that flat-panel plasma screens are terrible as far as gaming goes. Bad refresh rates, etc.. The parents are very firm that our new computer will have one, so I'm just wondering if I'll be able to live with it, or if I should try to sway their thoughts.Also: 50th post! Yay! I'm so proud.. lol

I know, I haven't posted any new Spam toons recently, and my own message boards have been rather.... empty... but I'm back to post a little somethin'-somethin'.As the popularity of Firearms dwindles, and less and less people play every day... one of the biggest, funnest, and most popular clans decides to switch their server from Firearms to a completely different game altogether. Not just a seperate Half-Life mod, mind you, but a completely different game (BF:1942). I know I really have no room to complain, since I can't even play FA (my computer sucks), but yet, I don't see the sense in doing this, especially on such a big day as January 1st. And sure, it's only for several hours, but that's thousands of frags in FA, mind you.Maybe I'm really out in the wrong, and I know a lot of people will disagree with me, but yet, I didn't feel I could just sit by without letting my voice be heard.

Sniper warfare in TFC was the ultimate. You knew when your screen turned red that you were completely and utterly screwed.

Hey, everyone. Our forums are now fully up and active, and have some content awaiting -- including another Christmas Spam cartoon for everyone. Come over and check it out! The link's up above.

Just to let everyone know... today, [TA]-Scorpio and myself started our own forums, dedicated to bringing out the Spam in your lives. Everything is postable here -- FA news, HL stuff, or anything else that may be on your mind. I'm hoping to start seeing some of The Armory's regulars show up to our forums as well! http://faspam.proboards24.com/index.cgi There's the link. I also have another Spam cartoon in the works for tomorrow. Speaking of which... just because I now have my own forums doesn't mean I will stop posting Spam cartoons on TA. I'm hoping to continue the Spam saga right here where it started. And, again, happy holidays to everyone!

You know... it seems that all these posts are pretty much the same.. but yet.. you get to post on every single one......It's a subliminal form of spam and raising your post count, and I love it!Happy Christmas, and a Merry New Year!

You know... it seems that all these posts are pretty much the same.. but yet.. you get to post on every single one......It's a subliminal form of spam and raising your post count, and I love it!Happy Christmas, and a Merry New Year!

You know... it seems that all these posts are pretty much the same.. but yet.. you get to post on every single one......It's a subliminal form of spam and raising your post count, and I love it!Happy Christmas, and a Merry New Year!

You know... it seems that all these posts are pretty much the same.. but yet.. you get to post on every single one......It's a subliminal form of spam and raising your post count, and I love it!