TheDynamo

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Sorry for the delay before a new toon; here comes a few more in this new chapter: WTS?! (What the spam?!) http://www.fa-thearmory.net/albums/album02/spamcartoons08.jpg

There you go, [TA]-WSAENOTSOCK... something similar to your idea. ;)I plan on making a nice, huge toon that I'm sure everyone will love here in a day or so.. be patient. Can't you tell how much time, work, and effort I put into these things?

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You (Scorpio) and me both went on under the name "Spam" and did many unmentionable things.... Lol.... Team kills, ammo box kills, suicide... nothing is off limits when no one knows who you are. ...spam.SPAM!Spam. Spam.Spam people versus spam people. Teams are spam.

The newest chapter in the "Spam" trilogy.. for those of you who haven't seen it, now's your chance to get aquainted. http://www.fa-thearmory.net/albums/album02/spamcartoons06.jpg

Yes, my computer is a fossil.. 400 mhz CPU and what-not. It won't run Firearms. So, until I get a new computer (who knows when, but I imagine after the holiday season at latest), I'm just sticking to doing these awesome cartoons.

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Spam http://www.fa-thearmory.net/albums/album02/spamcartoon01.gif

Wow. I thought this may be a one-sided poll, that perhaps everyone would get this little question right. I suppose I could go ahead and give the answer.... Anyone who's said Red Team, pat yourself on the back -- that's who would obviously win this battle. And don't say it's because I like knifers; there are many reasons why the red soldier would win. 1) A skilled knifer has stealth. A master knifer earns stealth and battlefield agility. Look at the pic -- he looks like he knows what he's doing, doesn't he? Hence, he would have plenty of sprint and would be a hard target. 2) Blue is a newb. How do you know this? He has no helmet! The Red guy might have a nice head of hair, but it is under his protective helmet. Safety first, people. 3) I forgot to mention, but Blue is out of ammo. Again, how do I know it? Look at that "Oh, shit" expression plastered on his face. He knows he's screwed. Red knows Blue's screwed. Red is about to pounce all over him. 4) Red has bendable limbs. :roll: Yes, I know this is getting farfetched, but you have to pay attention to everything. Without bendable limbs, Blue can't even follow Red. 5) Even if Blue won, he'd eventually die. His hair is falling out, unfortunately, which means one thing: testicular cancer. If he doesn't die from the cancer, I'm pretty sure he may be able to find a Claymore, grenade, or even an ammo box with which to blow himself out of his misery. That's pretty much it. The answers are out there.

http://www.fa-thearmory.net/albums/album05/cartoontest01_002.gif In this test of wills between the red team and the blue team, who do you think will win? More Details: The member from blue team is armed with an Colt 1911 .45. The member from red team is equipped with the standard knife given to all Firearms soldiers.

This is the Dynamo. I'm new to the forums. I'm basicallly just making sure my signature pic works and stuff. Otherwise, I'm also informing you that I'm a new newb. Treat me accordingly. (Rinse, lather, repeat. Shake well before use.)Though my Firearms skrillz are in heavy need of improvement, I'm looking forward to contributing retardedly stupid, humorous, if not disturbing or freaky content to the Firearms world and community. P.S.: Real life cousin of Scorpio. If you see him, frag him for me. :twisted: