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Here's mine, but it's unreliable because I'm outside of the US. What it says there is Yours «200 down «411 up but at http://adslguide.org/ it says Downstream 428 Kbps (53.5 KB/sec) 462 Kbps (inc. overheads) Upstream 427 Kbps (53.4 KB/sec) 461 Kbps (inc. overheads) My down speed is horribly wrong through http://www.broadbandreports.com/ and http://adslguide.org/ is based in the UK. I believe the last one best

That's colors Shotty. :roll: :wink: Colours in English, colors in US English. I think it's because the americans are too lazy to spell correctly

Fair enough

Fair enough

Jimmy, this isn't the first time I've had to tell you to behave this week. Stop it. You're walking on thin ice.

Jimmy, this isn't the first time I've had to tell you to behave this week. Stop it. You're walking on thin ice.

Right click on the shortcut, got to properties, where the game path is add this with no "'s " +restart 1" (notice the space before the +). Apply, ok, and that should do it.

Don't mean to sound hard, but I know for a fact that sp3 has not been released yet. Only reason I know this is because the company I work for (town council in Finland) is a dedicated tester of all new patches for MS.

I'm waiting for someone to blame it on their dog (Homework not done excuse "My dog ate it").

If it doesn't start up then keep restarting till it does. Always works for me (changes the FSB back to default if I remember).

btw...the custom map server is server #2 207.234.147.141207.234.147.141:15567:23000 (HLSW)

http://207.234.147.141/~files/ and you can get the custom maps and the 2 mappacks right now

working on getting the files there ASAP

In a little while you will (hopefully) be able to download files from http://207.234.147.141/~files/ Enjoy!

Fair enough, but there were alot of others that wanted the DC server and the server never had more than 7 people in while it was up and most of the time it was empty.

You don't need to pay, just be a normal member. That's how I got them. www.fileplanet.com

OK. I'm going to try not to rant but......when we included BF:V the DC server wasn't used much, if at all. Then we made it so BF:V and DC rotated days. Again, DC wasn't used much so we decided to go completely to a BF:V server. Then people started complaining that there wasn't a DC server and people really wanted it etc etc etc. So, I decided that I would start up a server. I put AA on there which was a flop (understanably because it wasn't an honor server), then I put DC on there. What happened? No one showed up because it was empty and all the clan members were playing on the LAG server or wherever else. You can't have it all the ways you want it then not use it. People wanted a BF:V server with 3rd party maps. There's one up and is it getting used? No. The maximum amount of players there has been at one time is 4. The server will be taken down at the end of August due to me "breaking" one of the agreements with the company (haven't found out which one yet though), but the point is is when the clan wants something we tend to give it to you (even if it's out of individuals pockets), but some of the things we provide for a demand (the DC server for instance) doesn't get used. If you or a group of people want something, make sure you will actually use it so it's not a waste or resources (time and money mainly). Sorry for ranting a little, but it's monday and I've got nothing better to do at work

Looks like you owe me a cookie too!!

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Currently we have 1 or 2 FA servers (not sure though), 1 JO server and 2 BF:V servers (one running standard maps that came with the game and the other, newer one, running only 3rd party maps).

Well we could do with keeping all 3 servers busy...don't need to be full, but used would be nice :wink:

Well, it depends on how well the BF:V server does. I really don't want to happen to the server what has happened over the past few weeks....barely anyone using it because there's no-one on it.