Simon-the-Killer-Ewo

oh and one more thing im not on the roster Whats up with that?

As some of you may of noticed every time i do something liek this i try to think of another way to say i have a question.... any way a while back i remember seeing a [TA] olny fourm section in the fourms i cant seem to find it has it been removed? ________________________________________________________

SHARP SHOOTER WHATS UP ITS BEEN A LONG TIME! how ya doin? I played my first few fa games wit you aaaa the horrible scores..

yea i think i went to scotland when i was 5 or 6 cant remember it was fun but haggis BLEH i hated that stuff :x

there pretty cool i like em how they are GJ

man the thing messed up my pinball table i made any way when the s-troopers attacked i made a pinball table outa \,/ and a bunch of other stuff. and i had simons location under teh flippers and s-trooper entrance under the ball start point.... dammnit that took awhile for me to make

The Ewok Castle (This ewok story is writtin in medevil typing tex version 3.0)One fine morning on endor Simon the killer ewok the leader and most powerfull of the ewoks (if im the most powerfull damn they must be weak) came to the cunclusion that living in tiny wooden tree houses isnt very fun anymore. so he orderd that an area of ground be cleared of trees to build a castle there. Thy clearing operation was taking a very long time so sir simon took out thine m-60 and shot them all down. After the trees were cleared the ewoks began the work on the castle, a week later simon came by to check on there progress. thy worker ewoks said they were done. But in the middle of the huge clearing there was a toy house with the word Play-School-Toys writtin on it. Apparently the ewok workers orderd a play house for there castle and it took a week to get there. Simon was greatly angered by this and thew 2 of the ewoks into a swamp they stayed there for 3 day then were released. After being stung by 3k endor masquitos. whitch are about this long: : uh huh they hurt and leave big rashes. So work began again and simon decidid to stay by and watch the progress the ewoks layed out long tree trunks to show where the edges of the castle were going to be then they dug a moat around it to start. Then they relized that many of them were stuck on the island inside the moat and that there was no bridge. They slowly looked over to simon who was sleeping and a sigh of relif was let out by all. then the ones on the outside dug a moat around simon so that he wouldnt kill them when he woke up.The ewoks on the outside managed to gather enuf trees to make a bridge this is when simon woke up and noticed the moat around him.....when it was too late he fell down the 15 foot moat. after he got out he was yelling for a med lvl 2 because he broke his leg after it was fixed he sent 20 ewoks into the swamp for 5 days. Soon after work began again and things were proceeding steadily untill the empire landed on the planet agian. simon wipped out his m-60 and got to work. they charged the ewok village in the same spot every time. there are a group of spiked walls where they always come and alot of a slippry oil like substance gatherd from the swamps on the ground the walls are shaped like this __________s-trooper pinball_______Score 35650_____ O O TILT!! \ \ {-----\ /-----} l l 00 00 l l ___ ___ \ / l l ^ ^ simon's location s-troopers entranceand so after 3 lives and 60k points Simon returend to his castle and to his amazement it was done. it was a huge wooden stronghold with crenulated wood walls and ewok archers standing all over and 4 large guard towers one at each corner wit about 3 archers in each one. :^) then an admin said it was an unfair advantage and killed it :^Osimons face was as follows 0_oThe end I dont have time to type any more right now il add more stories tomorrow

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the k doesnt even fit when i type it in and killer dude my name has a second line on it lol ures doesnt...

dude im serius when i type it in at log in i have to type ewo at the end not ewok i would like killer to be changed to killa so ewok can fit

HEY WHO WOULDNT WANT TO BE A WIZARD OR TO OWN A LIGHTSABER AND WHO WOULDNT LIKE TO KNOW THERE JEDI NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!im bein serius AND WHO WOULDNT BELIVE IN THE FORCE EH?EH?EH?OR ALEINSEH?EH?EH?IM DONE EH?EH?

6% something something- poser geek

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nothing i say has a reason so i feel that me and e norm us are on the same page

thx gator but ermmm..... if you could change killer to killa so that ewok can fit would be nicethx

ERm yea i noticed that my name on the fourm was changed but it ends up with ewo??? not ewok. so if an admin could pls change it to [TA]-Simon-The-Killa-Ewokso that Ewok can fit thx

The Killing of the Ewok Caution the following is pointless. (writtin in medevil story telling form, with knights castle typing tex v3.0(caution thats not real) Thus as the match began on iwojima the spamming began... of course when simon thy killer ewok tried to thro a nade much of this happned to him. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/grenade.gif the ewok tried and tried but continued to fail... for alas he was very hyper and thus began to do this http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/e/bigun.gif because sir simon the killer ewok was aimed at nothing thy bullets hit nothing. evnuntually thou other team took notice of this and began to slaughter thy ewok...more then before. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/maniac.gifhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/saw.gif thy opposing force also noticed that raw ewok should by a delicacy http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/cannibal.gif and thus brings us to the end of this pointles tale.................................................................................................................................................................MWHAHAH TRICKED YOU............................as thy ewok continued to die the other team killed him and olny him. thus in time thy ewok became very very angry and turned into his ultimate form http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/u/maulhood.gif (no i dont think that fits but remember this is pointless) as soon as he change thou other team began to run then alas........thy match ended right before thy ewok could rake in 20 kills at once (no thats not right either) for he had become an ewok jedi hybrid but he was rewarded thy most deaths in thy end.................................................................FIN __________________________________________ Wsaenotsock's Error Msg thus as wsaenotsock joined a game fa started up but there was an error msg it read"the keyboard driver specified by the keyboard wil not allow you to run this program010011101010101" thou wsaenotsock was angerd and confused by this like any1 should be. but you began to hulicinate or so you thought. you began to see very strange things in the window shaped like this http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/k0/freak5.gif this :twisted: and this http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/u/alieneyesa.gif then you saw one more one shaped like an ewok MWHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH :shock: :shock: ......... :? YOU QUICKLY SET up your char wit your liking of weapons and armor and granades you quickly decide to shoot me with your mp5 but my m-60 keeps your head downyou pop up and fire a few rounds at me and u throw a granade http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/k/peepwall.gif but you know it is useless for the constant fire im putting http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/e/bigun.gifdown you wont be able to aim much even if your do manage to get a glimpse of me. but the granade blew it hurt me so you throw a cuncussion granade and charge at me from your hiding spot i am firing mindlessly and i mange to clip your leg you trip and fall on your face. you look up and you see me moving away i was simply getting up on a hill you start to limp back into your base but you get shot in the back and you die... but then you relize that you actually got into the game there was no error msg and you respawn olny to be killed by me camping outside your base again and again.... THE END :^ _______________________________________ The Snowball fight In the middle of december becasue it was cold and the sun wasnt shining ewok decided to play fa more. Thus he came onto the server olny to find that there wee olny 3 people playing INCLUDING HIM why he wondered y. he weant to the forums and saw a post about a snowball fight on an internet game and that the TA clan should all come it had started just then. because most of the TA clan members dont want to go outside and get all cold and wet they have there snowball fights on the internet. thus the clan was divided into two groups Asquad and Bsqaud were seprate and half of c squad was sent to each team those wit out a squad were chosen and all the trial members were shoved on the sides of the snow forts as human sheilds or were used as kamikazee snowball people. Thus when the game started there were sevral options to choose what ure char looked like and there was an option "import picture" thus simon clicked this and imported a picture of an ewok to go over the normal cartoonny face of the normal char. after he did that he chose to go on red team the teams were uneven so he went to blue team then he discoverd that the snowballs were no ordinary snow balls. they were explosive granade like snow balls and then he noticed something that looked liek an mg on the side of the blue fort so he walked up to it and pulled the icy trigger....... it fired explosive snow balls like an m-60 as he began to notice it was the last round and evry1 olny gets one life. 30 secs after he spawned..... random comes up from behind and ice knives ewok to death.(wow the period righ ther ei think was the olny one i included in the whole paragraph) THE END __________________________________________________ The m-60 god and the m-60 jesus (TRUE STORY REGARDING FA) Thus ewok was playing fa he was doing quite well with the m-60 so he began to brag and brag until he was squealched. so the next game he doesnt brag but he still is owning wit the m-60 so he decides to call himself the m-60 jesus he chose jesus not god because there are some people out there better than him. Eventually he logs off and the next time he is on he starts talking about it again and most every1 ignores him about how he said there are other people out there that are better than him with the m-60. he says if he was really really really good he would call himself the m-60 god. Then laughing fat man says "yes my son". THE END (i cant think of anything else right now il prolly edit this later to add more stories)

thus as wsaenotsock joined a game fa started up but there was an error msg it read"the keyboard driver specified by the keyboard wil not allow you to run this program010011101010101" thou wsaenotsock was angerd and confused by this like any1 should be. but you began to hulicinate or so you thought. you began to see very strange things in the window shaped like this :twisted: thishttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/k0/freak5.gif and thishttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/u/alieneyesa.gif then you saw one more one shaped like an ewok MWHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ......... :? YOU QUICKLY SET up your char wit your liking of weapons and armor and granades you quickly decide to shoot me with your mp5 but my m-60 keeps your head downhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/k/peepwall.gifhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/e/bigun.gifyou pop up and fire a few rounds at me and u throw a granade but you know it is useless for the constant fire im putting down you wont be able to aim much even if your do manage to get a glimpse of me. but the granade blew it hurt me so you throw a cuncussion granade and charge at me from your hiding spot i am firing mindlessly and i mange to clip your leg you trip and fall on your face. you look up and you see me moving away :? i was simply getting up on a hill you start to limp back into your base but you get shot in the back and you die... but then you relize that you actually got into the game there was no error msg and you respawn olny to be killed by me camping outside your base again and again.... THE END :^)

now that i think about that...it might actually work now where am i gonna find a small round living smile guy wit a minigun hrmmm......... CAUTION EVERY FOLLOWING THIS IS COMPLETLY POINTLESS DO THE THE FACT IT IS WRITTIN BY SIMON THE KILLER EWOK SO IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE SERVERLY DISTURBED TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THIS IS PLEASE DO NOT READ PAST THIS LINE. _____________________________________________________________ Caution the following is pointless. (writtin in medevil story telling form, with knights castle typing tex v3.0)(caution thats not real) Thus as the match began on iwojima the spamming began... of course when simon thy killer ewok tried to thro a nade much of this happned to him.http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/grenade.gif the ewok tried and tried but continued to fail... for alas he was very hyper and thus began to do this http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/e/bigun.gif because sir simon the killer ewok was aimed at nothing thy bullets hit nothing. evnuntually thou other team took notice of this and began to slaughter thy ewok...more then before.http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/saw.gif http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/maniac.gif thy opposing force also noticed that raw ewok should by a delicacy http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/cannibal.gif and thus brings us to the end of this pointles tale.................................................................................................................................................................MWHAHAH TRICKED YOU............................as thy ewok continued to die the other team killed him and olny him. thus in time thy ewok became very very angry and turned into his ultimate form%7Boption%7Dhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/u/maulhood.gif (no i dont think that fits but remember this is pointless) as soon as he change thou other team began to run then alas........thy match ended right before thy ewok could rake in 20 kills at once (no thats not right either) for he had become an ewok jedi hybrid but he was rewarded thy most deaths in thy end.................................................................FIN _____________________________________________________________ thus ends pointlessness and now this....... THATS THE END OF MY POST RIAA SHALL DIE WOOOOOO WAR WAR........fin

WAR WAR WE SHALL DL EVERY LAST MP3 THERE IS IN EXISTANCE TO LURE THEM INTO OUR HOMES THEN WE SHALL AMBUSH THEM http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/killthemall.gifHAHAH THEN WE WILL WIN!!

wow thats nice so shiny i have to wear shades 8)

e norm us you would of used every smile on here uf u just had included :?: :idea: and i dont see how you can use this.....wait LOOK OVER THERE :!:

IVE GOT IT BRING IN SOMESWORDS http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/950/duel.gif THROWING KNIVES AND NIJA STARS AND EVERY1 WILL BE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!!!!

that would be a nice additin to the fourms im for that

aaa i remmber d&d lvl 20 dragon attacks whight mage roll 20 sided die.... erm ok whatever i prefre rpgs on the com where i dont have to roll 20 sided die yea