Baldrik

saints all the way man! rex grossman got nothin on drew brees! man, if the saints go to the bowl...i gotta find a party to go to in N.O. ...that place is gonna go freakin nutz. now where'd i put that flack jacket and riot shield...

i got to spend some quality time with my pop...and the new scope he gave me for my SKS. now i can place all 30 rounds of a clip unerringly in the bullseye. i am now ready for the zombie apocolypse. i got some other crap too, but nothin beats target shooting with my pop.

yea, they are. sad part is, im told that im the smart one in my family :\

shin bone

im gonna be fine. even with as much pain as im in, just pcturing a 6'4" 290 lbs body hurtling through the air is hilarious :banana: just dont try it yourselves

so yesterday im hanging out with a couple of buddies at a local gaming store when i decide to walk to burger king. on my way out i saw one of my buddies driving his truck at me. he stopped, of course, and i defiantly jumped on the hood of his truck. then he floors it and about a second and a half later, hits the brakes. needless to say, a vehicle can get up pretty fast in just under 2 seconds and can stop even quicker. the human body on the other hand....not so much. luckily when my superman routine failed i was able to break my fall with my head and my right elbow and wrist. well, my head is fine, its nice and thick, or so ive been told, but i broke a peice of cartlidge in my elbow and cracked the upper part of the radius bone, fractured a couple bones in my wrist and im getting a cat scan tomorrow to see just how many tendons i tore. all in all, the past 24 hours have been fantastic. things not to do: break ankle chasing a train...check. attempt to set off shotgun shell with claw hammer...check. break elbow jumping off a trampoline dunking a basketball...check attempt to play superman from the hood of a moving vehicle...check. and just think, couple more years ill be teaching history to your kids!! p.s. using a mouse with your left hand is hard :banana:

can we say, 'queer as a football bat'? thats a great pic there gator. makes me wish id taken some pics in my uniform in black and white.

well said. itd be nice to get some sort of official word on the progress on those issues. maybe a well worded post like that will catch an EA eye

well said. itd be nice to get some sort of official word on the progress on those issues. maybe a well worded post like that will catch an EA eye

whos not being nice? man, one 'nuff said' is too much, but you used 4 in one post! i think that will get you hung in some countries! you assail my eyes when you toss that term around with such wreckless abandon! oh, the huge manatee! teh nsa, cia, fbi, abc, cbs, nbc, bbc, qdc, cdc, qvc, lpb and the entirety of the congo shall hear of your travesty! what?

my friends 3 yr old son says that saying nuff said is for lamers. thats right, you just got called out by a 3 year old.

my friends 3 yr old son says that saying nuff said is for lamers. thats right, you just got called out by a 3 year old.

its so old news its got cobwebs on it

its so old news its got cobwebs on it

english classes stop in 8th grade(here at least). everything after that is called literature. because apparently having a teacher tell a student what he/she thinks a poem means is more important than teaching actual grammar or spelling. its also much more useful in the real world. /sarcasm off

english classes stop in 8th grade(here at least). everything after that is called literature. because apparently having a teacher tell a student what he/she thinks a poem means is more important than teaching actual grammar or spelling. its also much more useful in the real world. /sarcasm off

you should try a couple sandbags on one side as ballast. that should stop that listing.

you should try a couple sandbags on one side as ballast. that should stop that listing.

im only supposed to fix the computers, not actually use them....i dont even have a user name/password to log on to a pc at work, but im still supposed to fix them...

im only supposed to fix the computers, not actually use them....i dont even have a user name/password to log on to a pc at work, but im still supposed to fix them...

man, the last time i played oman, i racked up over 100 points doing nothing but playing as infantry anti-tank on a full 64 man map...still fame in 2nd to the airplane whore

man, the last time i played oman, i racked up over 100 points doing nothing but playing as infantry anti-tank on a full 64 man map...still fame in 2nd to the airplane whore

im only a grammar nazi when im reading german

im only a grammar nazi when im reading german

Yeah!!1