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The air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled "Mayday, mayday!! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!!" The employee in the tower had put him on speaker phone immediately."Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!!". He began his series of questions: Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?" Aircraft: "I can see that it reads18,000 feet on the Altimeter-dial in front of me." Tower: "Okay, that's good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?" Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the Air speed dial in front of me." Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it?s heavily overcast, so how do you know you're flying upside down?" Aircraft: "The shit in my pants is running out of my shirt collar."

Was it smooth for you? It was great last night, I didn't run behind any walls then die. So far so good, it'll take some time to really "see" the difference.

Lemme know when you wanna play. My schedule is going to be pretty messed up for a while, I'm moving out of my place by the 15th.

If anyone has MOH 2010 or MOH Warfighter and is interested in playing, I am down. I've been thinking about playing it for a couple of weeks now. I just finished the SP campaign for 2010 before I left for South Carolina, so I'm ready!!

What were the shots? Cortisone?

Looks great patches hope you're feeling better buddy

I'll check it out and about 4-5 hours when I get home

Do we have a release date yet?

I should be home later on tonight hopefully I can come in and help populate it

I could have sworn I posted on this already, but I was actually liking it very much. BTW I just passed your exit about 10 minutes ago

It was 28F/-1C this morning in Akin, SC

Holy shit!? Patches knows how to use a dictionary???

My case has filter screens on all the air intakes. Not sure why its not mentioned on the product page as its kinda a big deal to me. Dust is a real problem here with all the moisture in the air the shit is like concrete once it gets on something. http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811163154 I looked at the new models and they have what looks like tabs underneath the case that might be filters? Not sure, but I love mine.

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting, "13... 13... 13." The fence was too high to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, "14... 14... 14."

Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000 © Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services. Now think about this: Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is: 80,000,000 (Yes, that's 80 million) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is: 1,500 © The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is: .0000188 Statistics courtesy of FBI So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!! Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! Out of concern for the public at large, we withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers. 5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. 6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. 7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!! 9.Law of Bio-mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10.Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 11.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 12.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about. 15. Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 16.Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET! 17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it! 18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

Glad to hear man, if you ever need to talk please don't hesitate to ask. Lord knows I'm going to need to after tonight. I would like to work on some tactics with you and the guys when we get a chance.

Point it was in jest bro, chill

Well hell, how you been Phrogman? Does this mean you're coming back to us?

You enjoy that.

Hell, its 87F/30C here in Miami right now.

When the building at Charlie falls its no longer a strategic advantage to keep it. Its only really relevant as a major strategic point while the building is there as a jump off point for Bravo and Delta.

LMAO!

For those of you that do not know, you have to go into Origin's store tab and "buy" Community Operations like you had to do with the night map on the last patch. IT DOES NOT COST ANYTHING, IT IS FREE. If you don't you will not be able to play the new map.

Cool thanks Gator, I'll let ya know if I find anything else!