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Decaff

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Everything posted by Decaff

  1. I know Rich and Eric are.
  2. The band is "The Weeknd", My wife likes them as well. Here's another one for ya -
  3. Yes, but it will get nerfed and will no longer be able to see through grenade smoke.
  4. BF5

    Decaff replied to Axlerod's topic in Gaming
    I hope they don't decide to fuck the gaming communities with a match-making system. I'll never buy another game from EA if they try that shit on any BF title.
  5. Lets hope so. Time for you IR users to learn to find your targets.
  6. I could personally care less what you do. Why don't you go play on CMW's servers, wait whats that? You can't? You were banned there too? Oh well, guess you should learn to play legit and maybe you'll stop getting banned from all the servers you play on.
  7. I know that English is not your first language but please read these lines again. If I need to simplify these lines to make it easier to understand I will try my best, upon request.
  8. Dertod, your ban has been reviewed by our senior admins and the ban will stand. You will not be given an explanation so that you may not learn how to cover up your mistakes. I will give you some advice, stop using programs to help with your game play and learn to play the game as the rest of us have. Please do not come back. If you decide to be disruptive here you will be banned from our forums should you decide to rage on here.
  9. I meant "Watch them die!!" lol
  10. lmao, when I saw Phrogg on the post I was like "wtf the frog is back!?" Damn Weapon look at the dates before you post...
  11. Hey Rich you have to let it run for 5-10 mins to get a better idea of how it runs.
  12. Decaff replied to ClaymoreCarl's topic in Gaming
    About 3 weeks ago I would have said yes but, I just have too much on my plate right now. So I'll say maybe, no promises.
  13. I want Iwo Jima and Guadalcanal.
  14. Only 32 players :wacko:
  15. I wish they would come out with an all versions of Battlefield map pack.
  16. Wow, I wonder what happened.
  17. ON SOME AIR BASES THE AIR FORCE IS ON ONE SIDE OF THE FIELD AND CIVILIAN AIRCRAFT USE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FIELD, WITH THE CONTROL TOWER IN THE MIDDLE. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference If it is a commercial flight, it is 3 o'clock . If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----------- -------- --------- During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "YOUR JEEP STUCK, SIR?" ASKED THE LIEUTENANT AS HE PULLED ALONGSIDE. "Nope," replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. "Yours is." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- ------- -------- Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, Then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir." Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?" "Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------- -------- ------- ----- Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it. Again!" Do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "No, SIR!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- -------- Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He'll tell you. Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot. Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- ------- An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! M y wife will think I've been in a whore-house! " The Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore-house smells like." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- "Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave." "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
  18. It's only 48hrs, I'm feeling generous. The only reason it's not permanent is because he apologised. I'm not known for kindness Raoulle. The DH in my name stands for Dick Head and everyone around here knows it. Also if you want that ban lifted in 48hrs you'll have to come into Teamspeak to talk to me before I lift it.
  19. I never hit anything, it would have thrown me off course. And a TK for a collision? I'll think about unbanning you 48 hours from now. But as it is, if I do decide to let you back in, if you so much as fart wrong and it will be permanent with no chance of reversal. Don't be a dumbass in my server again. Sep 26, 2015 11:57:09 pm 12 United States[TAC] DecaffDH !p Sep 26, 2015 11:57:13 pm 531 Canada[WOLF] Raoulle ?? Sep 26, 2015 11:57:30 pm 531 Canada[WOLF] Raoulle mine was payback for your ramming my heli at the start of the roudn Sep 26, 2015 11:57:33 pm 531 Canada[WOLF] Raoulle suck less, cunt Sep 26, 2015 11:57:34 pm 12 United States[TAC] DecaffDH u tk'd a chopper with 3 ppl in it what did u expect Sep 26, 2015 11:57:58 pm 531 Canada[WOLF] Raoulle well, sry then, I was just aiming for pilot Sep 26, 2015 11:58:03 pm 12 United States[TAC] DecaffDH lol u tk'd friendly chopper then and tell me to suck less Sep 26, 2015 11:58:15 pm 531 Canada[WOLF] Raoulle then read what I wrote ^^ Sep 26, 2015 11:58:20 pm 12 United States[TAC] DecaffDH in the friendly chopper?? Sep 26, 2015 11:58:29 pm 531 Canada[WOLF] Raoulle yep, douche can't fly Sep 26, 2015 11:58:36 pm 12 United States[TAC] DecaffDH np
  20. Nice, so when do we get 4.1?
  21. I don't think Wolf is hacking, I know he is!! :flame:
  22. Aye, where's the apology? I'll be looking for you in Teamspeak Xim, if you avoid me I may just reinstate your ban.
  23. Shit happens bro, we'll get ya later on!
  24. I'm sorry to post on this as I know its locked but I don't see Fatty on that list...

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