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I didn't get the first one, but the last one is good :DI don't have any funny jokes I call recall right now

Osama did not work FOR The CIA...he was funded by the CIA to fight the Soviets who occupied Afghanistan.If you watch 'Bowling for Colombine' (and extremly funny movie) you'll see a full timeline of some of the stupidest things America has done

Congratulationstis a fine fine day when TA welcomes in new members, fine day indeed

ya I found this: so all these new problems are because of a big mishap... now don't start flaming Valve, they're under a huge amount of pressure from the hackers AND now they got to worry about a billion-kajillion fans whining about this...

NORM, you are 100% wrong with every word in this statement A man may commit inhuman acts, but he is still human in nature. We as humans are able to preform horrible acts, and because of this we are flawed. And NORM, Bush DID ask for this war. Saddam had NO PART in the 9/11 attacks, but Bush decided to gun for him anyway. So...it's more like "We started this war and we're desperatly trying end it and foget it.And we're also going to pray eveyone else forgets it too"

My steam was working fine yesterday, I don't know.Today, I want to play a game of DoD...so I try to go onto Steam but it gives me the fairly comman 'Steam-Updating' screen. Ok...these always go by really fast.10 Steam freezes and 12 improper restarts later, I THINK it finally finishs.Ok, time for DoD*clicks 'Game' tab**Steam freezes*"GRRR!!!!"restarts computer..I do this about three more times. I finally just crack and decide to try to get a DoD server from the 'Server' tab.*clicks*HEY! IT WORKS!*refreshs for DoD servers*"hmm...heres a good one...I think I'll add it to my favorites"*right clicks, clicks Add To Favorites List**Steam Freezes!*UGH!restarting my computer is getting old.Clicks on 'Server' tab again, *Refreshs for DoD servers*scrolling...scrolling...scrol- hey wat? frozen again????I've never had this problem in the past, I think it has something to do with the new update.How can I fix this!!!!

silenced mp5 w/ optional attaching scope...

*sigh*...here we go again...You may be right about how the America saw the problem in Iraq and no one else did, but America seems to be gun totting by themselves.For the past 3 YEARS Canada has requested other countries to help out with our aid for a country called Congo (I believe that's the country, either this or Croatia). This country has been in a massive civil war, with large gangs ruling the country, leaving the goverment there powerless. But America (and most other countries going along with them) have seemed to just focus on so called 'threats' instead of focusing on the people's problems. The fact that Saddam and his sons tortured innocents was a mere secondary reason to move in. It was their non-existant 'weapons' that were the supposed threat.And the funny thing is, Mr. Blair in British nearly got knocked off his seat of power, but George W. Bush hasn't even had a finger pointed in his direction. Soldiers that did not have to die, died because of what he thought was there. Bush should somehow be punished for his overreacting.The invasion of Afghanistand was ok, because there was a pure and good reason to move in. It was the home of the ones who killed thousands, but Bush must of thought, while he was at it, he might as well finished what his pa started some years ago.Saddam had weapons 12 or 13 some years ago, and you know, he could've gotten rid of them within this time. Just because he had weapons that long ago doesn't mean he has them now

ya, I see u using that gun ALL THE TIME psy... oh, and a quote from the site I agree with:

ROFL! I love it man!!!

Bob Barker (The Price is Right) should run for president

Blooy Sam BonneyEvery pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! arrr!

Oui, le partie plus difficile est le masculin et feminin...je ne aime pas

lolPara trying to cash in

oh ya manI did that before, made SO many of those lol

lol 6 feet eh?that's what Mini Me said...

4 rounds? ouch...lol like your quote in ur sig Scorpio

I don't see it

mmmm le francias c'est un tres bon langue...

he didn't make thatit's all over the internet...you know...kind of like how 'All your Base are Belong to Us' got spread around because of a poorly translated game (Zero Wing I think)

yea, it's really awesome cause u can sometimes kill two people with one shot1337 Tip: Go prone in a doorway (like in oberland) with it and wait for people to come. They'll never see you and if they do they won't have time to look down and shoot

fastswitch makes it so u don't have to click 1 then the fire key to pull out a weaponI think...

wat? FruitScape :Dall the nerds at my school waste their entire lunch in the computer lab playing that...no offense, don't know what it's like over where u live

why thank you very much good sir

ROFL!oh man that's great