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The_Markman

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  1. HAHAHAH
  2. lOL i REMember that, I was there man! I gotta pic of that too!
  3. lOL i REMember that, I was there man! I gotta pic of that too!
  4. What the smeg are you talking about? Go have some vindaloo and pass outAce Rimmer will fart on your head while you sleeplol that sounds like something I heard in a kids summer camp comedy movie/show.My name is Mark and I'm a man. so Markman. Since I'm the only Markman I'm The_Markman. I invented this name back in 96. I was playing all these DOS games on my Pentium 300 1 Gig 24 Meg RAM PC and I entered my name as Markman all the time. Then I remember when I tried starting a new Chrono Trigger data and "Markman" wouldnt fit so I got mad.In fact no RPG game is kind enough to let me fit Markman, except FF7 I think. Who cares. 3 years later I play me first online game ONLINE! It was UT and I remember adding "THe" to "Markman... and it was good.
  5. What the smeg are you talking about? Go have some vindaloo and pass outAce Rimmer will fart on your head while you sleeplol that sounds like something I heard in a kids summer camp comedy movie/show.My name is Mark and I'm a man. so Markman. Since I'm the only Markman I'm The_Markman. I invented this name back in 96. I was playing all these DOS games on my Pentium 300 1 Gig 24 Meg RAM PC and I entered my name as Markman all the time. Then I remember when I tried starting a new Chrono Trigger data and "Markman" wouldnt fit so I got mad.In fact no RPG game is kind enough to let me fit Markman, except FF7 I think. Who cares. 3 years later I play me first online game ONLINE! It was UT and I remember adding "THe" to "Markman... and it was good.
  6. Ha ha ha ha that is wonderful!
  7. The_Markman replied to Terminator's topic in Gaming
    it ain't tough, markman. even YOU could do it.badum-TSCH!!no, really, it's easy enough.I must know this immediately!
  8. The_Markman replied to Terminator's topic in Gaming
    http://www.fa-thearmory.org/albums/album01/PDVD_009.sized.jpg I wish I knew how to make crosshair sprites :?
  9. OMG! THE MARTAINS HAVE LANDED!!! :shock: AHHHHHHHHHHHH*hides under table*
  10. Make it say "Gegen Irak!" - so if anyone is offended :roll: they won't understand :wink:
  11. Lots of people think i'm crazy now. HEHEAhha hheh ahheahhh e C'mon my poems rule! The only "poetic rules" I use are "rhyming!" :wink: Combine that with creativity, and you can make up some wierd crap! I learned a lot of British poets did a lot of opium when writing their poems. Take Brit-Lit in Highschool, you'll learn all about it. :roll: (verryyy borring) ------------------This one's not that good but hey who caresThru the grass the wind blows slowyInto my hair it is flowingStopping the peace a Canadian Goose cameIt's irratant honking made me insaneWhile never showing any signs of stoppingOnto the earth it presented it's droppingsOnto the earth there lay a rockWhen projected to the goose he was in shockHis tounge of black came out in angerHe lifted his wings and was struck by a Ford Ranger
  12. You'll be surprised but there are lots of Germans who support us. Their Government is run by 'almost a socialist ' Gehardt Schröder. He's like a super socialistic liberal man. He probably hates America. Mostly people in former East Germany are supporters of Gehardt. People who live in South Germany(Mainly Bavaria) don't like him. (Heheh kinda like our south when you think about it.. hehhe..YEs they do speak differently than northeren Germans)
  13. I love the Brits! i love the way they talkI love their humor I love Tony BlairI love fish and chips!I'm proud to share some Anglo-Saxon heritage with em!Schön Slovike! Its good to hear some Germans are on our side! They've got to be some of my German relatives still live there(they're the smart ones )
  14. I can make up a poem real quick. Dawn has come now it'll be duskQuiet souls seek shelter to avoid the muskIt comes through the walls that lazyness builtThe souls have perished without guilt---------Poem 2Come to a post in a deserted landI'll show you one of my fingers from my handI'll take you down the streetWhere me and Caroline used to meetWe'll cross the tracks into the revineThen get naked and make a scene---------German PoemBald kam der Clown und er war sehr böseEr aß ein Zwerg und dann eine SeelöweEr sah eine Frau und war er ausgewurzeltAber das machte er nix und zerstörte er die Welt! :wink:
  15. Ich spreche ein wenig Deutsch! Ich hab' dich gesehen. Benutzer "user" right? [TA]-Kingpin und [TA]-Catdaddy kommt aus Deutschland :wink: Spaeter! Enjoy your stay at the Hotel TA! 8)
  16. Hehhe... that probably was in the original recording.. MOHAMMED RULES!
  17. Never Surrender and Foxtrot Uniform I think are the oldest. Foxtrot is a Vietnam Vet, so he's in his 50's. I'm not sure how old NS is, don't anyone go around England callin' him a geeza! He'll Clog ya! I'm a youngin' me 17 :wink:
  18. I have a feeling I played with him once long ago. :wink: Yeah, he's a nice dude I guess.
  19. http://www.fa-thearmory.org/albums/album03/alaraphonie.jpg This rare photo shows ole 'phonie" here doing a little practicin' of clownery. So thats why he was gone sooo long! Well we at TA frown down upon your controversial clown/mime lifestyle. I have requested your immediate removal from the clan. Darn! Mac has just informed me I can't request that, you haven't done anything wrong there. Well, welcome back jack, BUT I'll be watching you! hehehehh... I can't act serious I'm tooooo silly.
  20. Whether you are for or against a war, you have got to admit this broad got pwned!! http://komo1000news.com/audio/kvi_aircheck_031003.mp3typical hippie if you ask me, they just "ping pong" it. Say "blah blah blah your gonna kill innocent people" they never have a reason why, they just flame wars. They don't watch the news or research the facts. HEheheh.. this Mohammed guy rules! OMG! I'm gonna burn that on a CD now!
  21. I remember you! :wink: Welcome back
  22. Ja und nicht rauchen auch!
  23. Kingpin hoer gut zu Jodeln musik! (heheh I know thats bad German)By the way Kingpin it's "music"
  24. Oh man! I got that game! Ahh the memories of childhood! Chip and Dale was one of the surprisingly amazing Capcom-Disney games of the NES era! Pratically every Capcom-Disney game was good. I Don't think little nemo was disney though. Good game though
  25. :roll: ...

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