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I guess it doesn't take much to be a great Polish poet ehh? P.S. I hope the poet in question didn't stay up all night coming up with those thoughts. :mrgreen:

I guess it doesn't take much to be a great Polish poet ehh? P.S. I hope the poet in question didn't stay up all night coming up with those thoughts. :mrgreen:

It is a joke Jedi :shock:

It is a joke Jedi :shock:

Actually, we will be updating it soon

Actually, we will be updating it soon

Yes, please share your one-sided view for all of us to see :shock:

Yes, please share your one-sided view for all of us to see :shock:

TIRED SOLDIER The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of thetrain, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fife is using that seat?"The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up thelittle dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

TIRED SOLDIER The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of thetrain, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fife is using that seat?"The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up thelittle dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

http://www.palletmastersworkshop.com/brave.htmlI only pray that the site does not grow any further

http://www.palletmastersworkshop.com/brave.htmlI only pray that the site does not grow any further

Quote by Colin Powell:When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked bythe Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an exampleof empire-building by George Bush. He answered by saying the following:"Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young menand women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. Theonly amount of land we have EVER asked for in return is enough to burythose that did not return."...... It became very quiet in the room.

Quote by Colin Powell:When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked bythe Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an exampleof empire-building by George Bush. He answered by saying the following:"Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young menand women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. Theonly amount of land we have EVER asked for in return is enough to burythose that did not return."...... It became very quiet in the room.

Well hi Commie Peanut

Well hi Commie Peanut

Just to clear a little matter up - about 4 months ago me (HUGH JASS) and PJ were also caught levitating, but it was totally by accident, we were laying prone next to each other and got stuck and the only way, we thought, was to shoot each other off, but to no avail, we ended up half a mile up and just thought it was funny, we had NO idea what levitating was until then and whole heartedly appologise for any misunderstanding, we wasn't trying to cheat or cause any interference with gameplay. I hope this doesn't harm out chances of becoming TA members, as we are regular (maybe not the best), but regular players none the less.Have fun in all you do,HUGH JASSThanks for that mate, I know it's been on both our minds thinking that it might ruin our chances of ever becoming part of the best server in FA.PJIt didn't ruin your chanes PJ...In fact, we have been talking very favorably about you two lately.

Just to clear a little matter up - about 4 months ago me (HUGH JASS) and PJ were also caught levitating, but it was totally by accident, we were laying prone next to each other and got stuck and the only way, we thought, was to shoot each other off, but to no avail, we ended up half a mile up and just thought it was funny, we had NO idea what levitating was until then and whole heartedly appologise for any misunderstanding, we wasn't trying to cheat or cause any interference with gameplay. I hope this doesn't harm out chances of becoming TA members, as we are regular (maybe not the best), but regular players none the less.Have fun in all you do,HUGH JASSThanks for that mate, I know it's been on both our minds thinking that it might ruin our chances of ever becoming part of the best server in FA.PJIt didn't ruin your chanes PJ...In fact, we have been talking very favorably about you two lately.

I checked your IP address and it is the same as Terminator. So, Terminator, do you have a split personality?

No it doesn't harm your chances HUGH....In fact...you may be hearing from us soon

No it doesn't harm your chances HUGH....In fact...you may be hearing from us soon

Ahh icic

What is IMA?

Well, things are starting to get heated, and before they get out of hand, I have decided to lock the thread. If you have any questions, please feel free to PM me. :roll:

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