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Good program... IrFanView. Get it at www.download.com.

ROFL!!!! True! True!

I've got to add a couple... one especially for Gator: - You're standing alone in the middle of the battlefield and somehow the VERY FIRST bomb of an artillery strike somehow manages to find its way directly to your skull. None of the other bombs hit anything, or anyone however. - When your team has just about capped out the enemy... you die. In your haste to respawn and help your squad you accidentally hit the enemy's flag button instead of the Spec Ops kit button and are immediately switched to the team that is mere moments away from losing. - It is a given that every time you encounter more than one single solider in close proximity, your fully-automatic weapon will be set to single fire. - Confucious say: Use smoke grenade... can think of no good reason. - The AA missles must be more attracted to Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide since they seem far more prone to hit empty air than the to lock onto the heat signature of a hovering, stationary BlackHawk.

Dang... THOSE (above) are really funny! Especially the one about defending. ALWAYS happens to me. Good ones JPenn.

This one really made me LOL: 43.You must be the fattest person in the army as you cannot fit through a 3 foot wide gap between the bamboo

Heres one: http://www.thearmory.cc/forum/showthread.php?t=9910

Wow, I think that's the first time I've ever seen someone describe a buttkickin' using pseudocode!!! LOL!

LOL!

Easy summary... PWNED! The server was so tired of our team winning, that it eventually crashed. This screenshot is from the first round of GoO. The second round, when the server crashed, we were winning 228 - 78. Been a long time since I've seen a couple rounds of GoO like that. /monthly_06_2011/post-917-130810179573_thumb.jpg

Nice new desktops T-dizzie. Keep up the good work.

You're in Canada. I doubt the same laws apply.

Yeah, I signed up on this website in 2004 for my home phone number. This really works. I haven't received hardly any telemarketing phone calls since I signed up. The only exclusion are calls from existing vendors (such as your credit card companies) or things like FOP (Fraternal Order of Police) or Political Offices. Do it. It works.

Hey Auntie! Welcome!!!

That guy right at the beginning getting the coffee is HILARIOUS! With the finger point and the "bewwwww" sound effect. I'm gonna try that at my office.

Of course you wouldn't... if you're not a Giants fan --- or a football fan at all for that matter. Just like I paid $75 to go see Depeche Mode back in December. That's a lot of money to see a band that's getting into their 40's and has been around since the 80's ---- unless you're a big DM fan, like myself. And that $75 wasn't even for floor seats.

Nice seats dood! I'm sure that you'll have a blast!!! Don't forget to take your "I Love THE-ARMORY.NET" sign just in case you get on TV.

OLD NEWS (like 3 years old) but still hilarious. p.s. - my 400th post! Woot!

I was having fun... then I had this overwhelming sense of fear and felt that I was gonna get die. So I had to quit.

My wife is a diehard Gators fan and while we were watching the game... I though that there was helmet-to-helmet contact. She was like," I don't think so." And the offsides call for the on-side kick was completely bogus. It's funny that they reviewed the touchdown by the Gators but none of the other questionable calls. Oh well. Like you said, they would have had to have scored another TD just to go into OT. Good game to watch though. Oh and yes, the Hokies pulled it out KILLER in the fourth quarter. Also a great game to watch. Good day for football.

GO HOKIES!!! GO GATORS!!! Woot! Doesn't get any better than my team and my wife's team winning their bowl games. Congratulations to both teams!

LOL! Awesome post Klink. And good screencaps!

All I have to say is HALLELUJAH!!!!

Is that an automated response? You must have that bound to your F8 key... LOL Welcome to the forums Tallen --- it won't be long before you're getting WH*ACKED with the welcome stick.

I have my own little bundle of fur that, although I'm fairly allergic to, I just love him to death. He'll jump in my lap every night when I'm playing BF2 and will lay there for hours. EVERY morning when I get out of the shower he will start pawing on the bathroom door. I'll open the door and let him in where he'll sit and wait on the toilet seat --- looking up at me anxiously. Then I'll put on my robe and he'll jump onto the counter. I'll pick him up and carry him to the laundry room where he gets his breakfast. This routine happens every single day. I don't know what I'd do if it didn't. I feel for your loss and am very sorry to hear about it.