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The Passion parody in the new one is officially my fav. FG joke. "let he who is without sin... KICK THE FIRST ASS!" ROFLMAO

lol, if its not too late ask me, I suck at physics and calc, but I am the vocab commander. I am the master of polysyllabic words

False Alarm, all units stand down. Put the napalm and shotguns back in storage. Its not a real link. Look at the URL, and if you go to the real BBC site and search zombism, there are no matches. Mother of God, you scare the crap out of me. my friends and I were just discussing the possibility of Zombies and how to best deal with them.

that cant be real, I HOPE TO GOD THATS NOT REAL. CRAP, TIME TO ASSEMBLE THE ZOMBIE TASK FORCE. THIS CALLS FOR ACTION PLAN OMICRON

LOL, dictionary.com it has thesaurus functions as well. Urbandictionary.com will also help with slang

mmmmm..........

truly. it does. Its funny, often my friends and I wil make some stupid sophmoric joke, and BAM! something similar will show up in Family Guy. Example: My friends and I actually joked around with a Passion of the Christ sequel, and at one point, the subtitle "Crucify This" actually came up. Now, this EXACT gag is the major premise of the new episode. Its like the creators tap directly into the heads of highschool and college students for jokes

lol, thats about as l337 as it gets, Im pretty sure cant top that

man that was well done, but so depressing :o

word up, G. they are still funny every single time I watch them

I wish I was l337, but my mom said I wasnt :o

kind of like porting Eve of Destruction to Battlefield Vietnam, but ok, sounds kinda cool

we cant discuss how to accquire illegal content on these forums guys, no links, nothing.

the philadelphia project was bizarre, the ship the they supposedly used is still in dock. I think you can go see it. (USS Ellis or Ellison?)

thanks for the input : ) Ill continue my attempts at "translation" As for why its funny? Primarily because some MIT students recently used a computer program to randomly generate a "research paper" using basic grammar and confusing technical terms for a computer research symposium, and the paper was actually accepted. This email uses a similar cloud of barely understandable terminology except that it is actually legit. The parallel I saw was how even scientists can get caught in their own muddled love affair with technical terms and be confused by them. The author of the email seems to have their own obsession with making things unintelligable. Also, the lecturer is from Northwestern, a university commonly concieved as being a preppy school for people with superiority complexes

I have commenced work on translating the email into real or at least slightly more understandable English. Ill bet Kywalker can do it much faster and much more accurately off the top of his head than i can with my mind and Google Starting with the title, here is what I got so far: OK, so EIT is a process related too, if not exactly, a Bose-Einstein Condensate. I have heard of those before, essentially lasers and magnets are used to hold and cool a cloud of atoms (usually Rubidium) into one single "Super Atom" in which all the atoms behave the same way, similar to the way in which photons all act the same way in a Laser. Apparently, a byproduct of this is that the light shone on the BEC slows down by a crapload, even as low as 0. In essence, a light trap. Another byproduct or direct result of a BEC is that an opaque cloud of atoms suddenly becomes transparent, Hence electromagnetically induced transparency. The subtitle apparently has to do with the lecturer wanting to explore possible uses for the slow light generated by EIT/BEC's, including ultra accurate measurement of rotation and possible uses in Quantum computers. Kywalker, feel free to tear this to pieces, Im rather curious about this topic (or as much of it as I can understand)

Kywalker wont find this funny, but he might find it interesting: This is a campus email I recieved inviting students to attend a seminar being put on by the physics and optical engineering department. My braincell hurt just trying to decipher what the meeting was all about.

you guys are in denial : ) It was a funny video, but not something Im going think any less of them for. gg

you guys are EQUIVOCATING, we are just as much nerds/geeks (freaks is WAY too harsh a term for us or them) as those movie guys, maybe not quite as public about it (mind you, a server/forum is STILL a large public group of people, just ones you cant physically see). Get over it, we are still part of the same demographic and its hypocritical to mock them so harshly

I cant link this guys, its an illicit copy. A friend got it off a p2p client (DVD quality which was really amazing), and we burned it. I dont feel too guilty though cause I plan on watching it on May 1 just to see if they air the episode (some ppl will blow a gasket after they see it)

lets take a look at some ppl's xfire sigs, and see who is a geek/nerd and who isnt shall we? Now, dont get me wrong, Im a HUGE tool/nerd and I will be the first to admit it, Im just preaching equality for all forms of the socially inept!

Trust me, you guys ownt be disapointed. Its like he took his last 3 years of ideas and crammed them into one episode.

I dont know if its been floating around for a while, but I just the 1st episode of the new Family Guy season starting in May accquired through the internet. Oh man...... It was about the funniest thing I have ever seen.... and the most offensive. I wouldnt be surprised if they werent able to air it on American stations. I wont ruin it, but be prepared for: THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2: CRUCIFY THIS!

hey come on, lets not be hypocritical here. Look at how many of us spend hours making new sigs for our forum accounts, obessively speak l337, have racked up thousands of hours playing games, and ACTUALLY calculate how addicted we are to a game. We are all nerds here, I for one am proud of it and dont think we should be making fun of others, we are all in our own way just as "pathetic"

oh you kids and your clans and your silly banning schenanigans